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Wednesday, 9 November 2011

Law and Shariah Order

I understand that some of the more extremist Muslims in the UK want Shariah Law to be implemented nationwide.

I say this because in certain parts of our fair (some would say too bloody fair) country, notices have been going up stating that you are about to enter a Shariah law area, and top legal minds in their communities are seriously asking and indeed lobbying for Shariah Law to be instigated in the UK.

So in the name of racial harmony I say, fine. Let's do it. If they want Shariah law, let them have it; when they break the law they can be tried by their own extremely sick set of rules. All I ask in return is to be allowed to carry on with our own, more established, and civilised set of laws.

I'm aware that this could lead to a two tear system of laws and rules and we may need to have special rooms set aside for the Mullahs and their sadistic little chums. But if it leads to racial harmony, then who am I, or indeed anyone, to deny them their twisted little ways.

So when we get caught for theft, we'll get a custodial sentence, when they get caught, they'll happily cut each others hands off. If we decide to have extra marital affairs, we'll sue each other for divorce, that lot can stone each other to death like the barbarians they are.

Still interested? Thought not. So all those who still want Shariah law put your hands up...WHILE YOU'VE STILL GOT THEM!

Sunday, 9 October 2011

£75 Billion pay out to the Banks

So the Bank of England are going to pump £75 billion into the financial institutions with the dual intention of kick starting the economy and avoiding a double dip recession.

This Quantitative Easing initiative is meant to encourage the banks to start lending us the money we so desperately need; this is on top, ladies and gentlemen, of the £200billion carrot (or should I say carat) they've already dangled in front of these slimy little scum bags already.

Do they honestly believe that if the banks really wanted to help the battered and torn remnants of the British economy and its people that they wouldn't have done so with the £200 billion they've already been given? Of course not. This is bankers helping out bankers and would we all be that surprised if we found out that these overpaid, mathematical retards hadn't just pocketed the lot. Nero, they say, fiddled while Rome burned. This lot are undoubtedly on the fiddle but the stakes this time are the whole world, not just Rome.

But fear not, oh slightly dented but still great British public. Once again, I am here to give you my thoughts on how I feel the economy could be properly and immediately kick started: Put simply, give the £75 billion to us and let us kick start the economy and here's how it would work.

At last count there are a shade over 17 million families in the UK, and if you divided that £75billion equally, then each family would receive £239,436.62p. And I ask you, what would you do with £239,436.62p?

Well, probably quite a lot, but the sensible thing would to be to put certain provisions on this one off pay out. First, they could say that you must spent £100,000 in the UK, be that a deposit on a house, paying off some or all of your mortgage; buying electrical goods, a new car, a holiday etc: £50,000 should be put into savings for the future--- the banks could call it a rainy day account and by law the interest rate would have to be set high enough to actually make it worth saving: £50,000 to be put into pension funds and the remaining £39,000 should be put into a none accessible, high interest rate account for your children's education---the £436.62p you can do what you wish with; put it all on black or buy 436 lottery tickets, who knows, you might just hit the big one and be secure for life.

These measures would have the effect of kick starting the economy by creating a huge demand for British products and cause massive growth within the manufacturing industry, sending their share prices rocketing--- help the housing market grow, put some money into the banks, have a savings plan for every family in the UK, help the beleaguered pension pot and alleviate the pressure on all parents to give their child, regardless of background, a shot at a decent education and a debt free start to their working life.

And if every country in the world did this, then I could say that the double dip recession would be averted by, oh, probably as soon as next Thursday.

But what you don't want to do: simply mustn't do, is give another£75 billion to the incompetent, backward, inbred dickheads that caused this situation in the first place.

If you agree with my sentiments then please cut and paste this article, in its entirety, click on this link and email it to your Prime Minister and see if he really does want this pathetic, unjust suffering to come to an end. It's within his power to make this happen. All he needs to be is strong and stand up to the bullies in the Banking community; Question is: does he have the brass balls to do it?

Friday, 7 October 2011

Two slices of Silliness

Here's a quick few. Sign seen while driving: 10% OFF THIS WEEKEND  Does that mean Sunday's going to finish at 7:40? If if so, will they bring Downton Abbey forward,

In the news today I hear Moody's down graded the main British banks: It's not reported what Dopey, Happy, Sleepy and Doc thought

Thursday, 6 October 2011

Plodding on out the door

A detective with the West Mercia Police spoke out yesterday against government cut backs in the Police force, stating that this policy was a disaster waiting to happen and that crime could only increase if there were less Policemen and women to prevent it.

He gave his interview in silhouette, with his words being spoken by an actor to the local BBC news programme. Now this leaves me with two points: One, he's stupid and two, its a sad indictment of the times that we live in.

Let me take the second point first: How worrying is it that a member of the Police state that we live in is so frightened of the repercussions from the special services within his own organisation that he feels the need to hide his face--- The very special services that are run by politicians who readily send forces to depose other regimes and their special forces in the name of democracy--- The very democracy that doesn't allow its own people to speak out at the injustices of their employers: The British Government.

And finally the first point: How stupid is he. He thinks that by having his very distinctive profile shaded out, no ones going to know who he is---When, exactly, did he forget that he works for an organisation that has a forensics department with the capabilities of telling you the name and address of the gnat that bit a Pterodactyl on the nose 160,000,000 years ago. Surely he didn't think that a bad bit of BBC lighting and the voice of an out of work actor was really going to save him.

No, sadly, Mr West Mercia Detective is going down; not because of his political views or anything laudable like that, but because he's too stupid to realise that it was going to be possible to hide his identity from a building full of people whose very job it is to find out the identity of people who don't want to be found out.

Thursday, 29 September 2011

Women Drivers!

The Saudi King Abdullah what-ever-his-last-name-is, has apparently overturned a court ruling that was set for 10 lashes of the whip to a woman who broke the no female driving ban. Apparently one of the royal princesses posted it on Twitter and AP news agency picked it up.

In most of these incompetent and backwards Muslim countries their judicial system is based on Sharia law. This is the legalised idiocy that gives you a variety of sick and twisted laws for adultery and pre marital sex and they can vary from a handful of lashes for the lucky ones to 180 lashes and even death by stoning. This actually happened in Afghanistan  in 1996, A woman called Nurbibi was stoned for having pre marital sex and for over 20 minutes, hand sized rocks where hurled at her defenceless body before they realised she wasn't dying. Eventually they had to drop a large bolder on her head to finish her off. Another woman was raped by three men and became pregnant; her father had been paid to let this happen to his own daughter, but the court accused her of slander and sentenced her to 180 lashes of the whip. Can you imagine if they brought Sharia law in to the UK that said teenage pregnancy would be punishable by stoning? They have to start building all the inner city schools next to stone quarries.

Now, it would appear, Sharia Law has decided to make it illegal for women to drive. This from a book that was written over 1'400 years ago by the prophet Mohammed who, I can only assume was either an incredible visionary, due to the fact that he created a law to punish people for something that wouldn't be invented for another 1'300 years, or the brainless present day Mullahs are playing fast and loose with his laws.

Now don't get me wrong, I've been the victim of women drivers and their legendary inability to reverse a car, but add to that a woman in one of them black letterbox affairs, trying to turn and see where she's going and its an accident waiting to happen, and invariably does. I'd say there are plenty of men out there who'd love to have women taken off the road, but I don't know anyone who would have them whipped for it...well, with the exception of depraved Muslim clerics and the odd kinky sex advocate. But seeing as the spread of Islam is increasing at a frightening pace and in a relatively short spell of time they will have taken over enough of our world communities to make a legal difference, we'd better sit up and take note.

So far as I see it we have three options: we can either halt the spread of women drivers, for their own future safety, buy as many stock and shares in kinky sex shops or manufactures of whips as possible or we could  halt the mass immigration of Sharia toting maniacs from these despot countries and tell them to either live by our laws or accept the return ticket back to their own intolerant country.

Three cheers for none politically correct thinking,Huzzah, Huzzah, Huzzah!!!

Wednesday, 28 September 2011

Rage Against the Quotes


Quote of the year from Lloyd Blankfein, CEO of Goldman Sachs; when asked about the company he heads and in a bout of breathtaking arrogance that only a vastly over paid banker like he could say and keep a straight face: 'We are doing God's work'

Listen hard, Blankfein, you dip shit. The difference between you and god is that the big fella created the world in six days, you and your greedy little batty boys screwed the whole world up overnight L